*stay -real*

OH SO HOT!

Astig

drunk-nuns:

Last known photo of the Titanic, 1912

Last known photo of the Titanic, 1912

Novita: Doraemon, meron ka ba diyang gamit yung mapapasagot ko agad si Shizuka?
Doraemon: Meron.
Novita: Ah pahiram ako!
Doraemon: Ayoko nga!
Novita: Ang damot mo! Bakit naman?!
Doraemon: Kung tunay kang nagmamahal, hihintayin mo sya kahit gaano pa katagal.

Unconditional love is redundant, love in itself should be unconditional.

HOHOHO.

Girl: You Were Fool Enough To
Believe That I Loved You…

Boy: I Was Smart Enough To
Make You Believe I Did!

Awww.

naging paa na lang

ANAK: Ma, ano to? HANG TEN? sana Lacoste na lang yung binili mo sakin na shirt.
NANAY: Ano ka ba, Lacoste yan! Kaso kulang pera ko kaya naging paa na lang.
 #tawa ako ng wagas